House of Jennifer Connelly's Legs

So I'm watching House of Sand and Fog, and I feel like I'm having sex with Jennifer Connelly. And since I wasn't expecting it and I know she doesn't know, I'm feeling really weird. And used. It's like watching someone through a window. I wonder if she was weirded out when she watched in and saw the angles they shot of her. And since I'm only watching because of her, the movie is all kinds of boring, I have some thinking to do on what kind of person I am.

Oddly, I don't feel like I had sex with Ben Kingsley.